Movember Card #3 - Finger your grass

Gland to see you back so soon.

Download images. Print outer. Then print inner on the opposite side of the same sheet of paper.

Outer:

Inner:

Movember Card #2 - Stooge Edition

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

Download both images. Print outer. On the opposite side of the same sheet of paper, print inner. Present to a man you love and/or respect.

Outer:

Inner:

Movember Card #1

Yes I know it's been a while. Sorry Andrew.

Download outer and inner. Print outer, then on the opposite side of the same page, print inner.

Outer:

Inner:

Brett Favre Card #3 - Breast Cancer Awareness

I hope that this is a fun way to spread a serious message. Once again, our hero Brett Favre is here to lend a helping hand...or two.

For further information on breast cancer awareness and detection, consult www.breastcancer.org or www.cancer.ca.

1) Download cover and print

2) Download inside and print on opposite side of the page

3) Share the card with any and all women you care about

4) Support breast cancer research

(Cover)

(Inside)

Brett Favre Card #2 - Feelin' Up Your Girlfriend

I think this one is particularly apt if your buddy cheers for a team rival of whichever team Brett Favre is playing for at the time. God I wish he was back with the Packers...

1) Download and print cover

2) Download and print inside on the opposite side of the paper

3) Fold over and give it to some jerk who cheers for the Bears or something

Cover

Inside

Brett Favre Card #1 - Best Day Ever

Brett Favre. What else needs to be said?

This card will come in handy when you need to bring someone back down to Earth. You know, if a friend just got into a good school, or just got a good job or something and on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand you want to bring them down a peg, just remind them that they can never be Brett Favre.

Cover

Inside

Birthday Card #1

Well I already broke my own rule by creating a card to celebrate an occasion to which all other card companies cater. This is Birthday Card with a twist.

1) Download the cover and print
2) Download the inside and print on the opposite side of the same page
3) Blow out the candles

Cover



Inside

Card #2 - The End *Alternate Inside Added*

1) Download the front cover and print

2) Download the inside of the card, and print on the opposite side of the same page

3) There's someone you don't love anymore, but for crying out loud don't give them this card. That's just insensitive.

Front cover

Inside

You know, the great thing about this is that I can add new ideas to old cards and provide you with alternate endings...like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel except way less outlandish.

Card #1 - You Have AIDS

Instructions:

1) Download cover, and print

2) Download inside, and print on opposite side of same sheet of paper

3) Deliver to your friend who has AIDS

4) Share a laugh and feel better about the whole situation

Cover of the Card

Inside of the Card