Valentine's Day!

If you're anything like me, you understand that the only real value to (St.) Valentine's Day is making someone special feel special. It's a pretty artificial occasion in my opinion, because if someone really is special to you, you should not need a commercial holiday to show it. Man I'm sweet.

This Valentine card features three different kinds of "Heart" if you pay close enough attention. As a bonus, it also comes with three different insides to suit your particular mood or sexuality.

As always:

1) Download outside of card and your preferred inside of card

2) Print outside of card

3) Print inside of card on the opposite side of the same sheet of paper

4) Present to your special someone and prepare to make with the love (that's a nice way of saying banging)

Outside:

Inside 1:

Inside 2:

Inside 3: